Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Wednesday!

Ok, first things first. It is Wednesday.......

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Guys, I know you enjoyed that! ;)
...and no, that is not me!



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You know how your mom or dad was always telling you what you should and should not do when you were growing up?
Did you always listen and do the right thing?????
NO!
Come on now, you know I am right.
Well, did they ever tell you not to swallow the ocean water?
If you didn't listen, you will be sorry! You will know why when you see the picture below!


The caption reads:
A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates; *but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.*So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.You wonder why the ocean is so salty...
See! You should always listen to your parents!



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Ok, now....Do you know why widowed women move to Florida?
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Oh my gosh, that is almost embarrassing!


Have a great day!
~xo

21 comments:

Osbasso said...

Good Lord, woman! All this phallic imagery! Are you telling us something? (miss you....)

Cinderella said...

Ahhhhh yeah....errrrr, uhhhh huhhhh

(You posted my pic, how nice of you!) LOL

Happy Hump Day!

amera hearts said...

this is an awesome post. loved the whole thing.

the widow picture is too small for my poor eyes to see so i have no clue what the joke meant.

have a good hump day! i had a funny picture i was going to post, but i went with the birthday tribute instead. oh hey, email me your birthday.

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Bathroom Hippo said...


Wowww
You got my attention.

Reporting for duty!

NIKEY said...

that many sperm cells wasted huh .where do the whales keep this many s.c. no wonder the most famous of whales is called moby dick !

MyUtopia said...

Ewe! I didn't want to know that : )

rastaman said...

LOL, Babygirl, and I thought I was going into the Ocean to clean the 'stuff' off!!

Peace and hugs to you Babygirl!

You are so beautiful!!

Rasta

jiggs said...

I got confused when I saw the boobies and couldn't follow the rest of the post.

Bitter Mistress said...

Now those are some perfect titties!

Fred said...

I feel so dirty.

(And, I loved it, too.)

Jason said...

Eww, not sure I even want to go into the ocean again.

BuccoTom said...

I love this post.
1) Don't care who it is! I like it!
2) It's like they always say ... don't drink the water.
3) Practice makes perfect.
Love ya Lee Ann. Happy Hump Day. TTYL

Tricia said...

I think my sparkle tags might become knee knockers. Scary thought that!

HHNT!

truckdriver_sefl said...

LOL!! Lee Ann you come up with the best pictures!

robmcj said...

Are you sure this isn't an HNT?

JLee said...

nice humps!

jamwall said...

its NOT you?

damn!

Anonymous said...

Just catching this, and even though it's Thursday, just as good.

Thanks!

Phats said...

Hope you had a great hump day, one more day closer to the weekend woohoo!

Anonymous said...

Whale cum--yuk!
I do like to boobs...thanks-
and yea sure- their not yours...ha!