The razor took a swim!

DAAANNNGGG!

Ugh....I am so aggravated!

Last night I dropped my phone.

I dropped my Motorola Razor.

I dropped it into WATER!

The toilet to be exact. It hit the rim, broke apart and dove into the bowl!

At least it was clean water!

Now, it doesn't work. (hmmm, oh really!?!?)

The worst part is that I have lost all of my ring tones, phone numbers and pictures.

Waaaaaaaawaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaa.

Thank goodness I still have a decent phone that I was able to put my SIMs card into.

The one on the left is my old phone....the one on the right is my dead phone! :(

**IMPORTANT** Those of you that I had your number

....I need it again.

You can leave it here (haha), call me, email it or text it.

....waiting to hear from you!

Have a good day!

~xo

Something to think about...

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live as well as think.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Have a great weekend!

Love to all,

Lee Ann

Underwater post office

This was found in Gadling the Traveler's weblog
Underwater Post Offices and Mailboxes Around the World

Posted Apr 23rd 2007 1:36PM by Willy Volk
Filed under: Scuba Diving

Underwater post office with the proliferation of WiFi and cell phones, does anybody mail postcards or "real letters" anymore?

Well, I have to admit, I do "write" a real letter or post card every now and then, right "M"?

If you are one of those people that love to get snail mail from a friend or send it, there is a unique place you can send it from.

1. Vanuatu Post created the world's first Underwater Post Office. Situated within a marine sanctuary off Hideaway Island, this Post Office, staffed by a postal employee, can receive mail if you are a visiting diver or snorkeler. The best part? The lines are always short.

2. On Japan's southeastern coast, there's a mailbox 33 feet beneath the water -- the deepest mailbox on record. Each day, the contents are collected from the box, which reportedly contains as many as 200 pieces of mail. Conveniently, the group who developed this post office also invented Surumail: edible, squid-flavored postcards.

3. Malaysia's Reef Dive Resort has set up what it believes to be that country's first underwater mailbox. Any mail sent through this mailbox is sealed inside a plastic bag and postmarked with a special stamp.

4. St. Thomas, USVI, has an underwater post office inside its Underwater Observatory, which means you can get the "underwater stamp" without getting "underwater wet."

5. Paradise Island, in the Bahamas, boasts an underwater mailbox adjacent to a spiraling 100-foot tower.

How cool is that?

Let me know if any of you have had the opportunity to visit one of these underwater post offices.

Have a wonderful day!
~xo

What's happening?

Here are the things I ran across last night. These are the things happening in blogland. There is something from each of your blogs, can you find what is happening on yours?

We ate leftovers, while signing L O V E in sign language.

We yawned like animals and kept ourselves going strong in Iraq.

We critiqued movies until we walked out, while Mexico did that with the Summer Olympics?

People are inherently good, but they sure don't like to get a traffic ticket while in Texas.

We worked hard editing a movie and produced a previous hot picture of ourself.

We bought some new shoes and decided we liked strawberry cake, with strawberry icing.

We hung out with a bong while experimenting with new formats.

We gave rules about hanging out in bars and talked about the fans that hang out watching basketball.

We talked about the people that talk on the radio for a living (or not anymore) and gathered for a big motorcycle run.

We got into a sucky situation with the US Mint before we put a search out for new band members.

We met her mother at a barbeque and continue to try to teach children to live life.

Sheryl Crow wants to be more environmentally aware by only using one square (of toilet paper), as we try to figure out which message we will use on the answering machine when you call.

A close up of some turf makes our eyes cross, while we realize someone's name gets edited out of a movie.

The travels of a certain well known Roscoe wishes he could be driving with him, I mean her!

We are praying for her brother-in-law then we have to eat some comfort food.

A little homemade brew might be what we need while we sit back and enjoy some Monday music after getting back from a fantastic vacation.

We have gotten too busy to post because we have been travelling with our relatively new job and also work very hard on our music.

We moved from our old place to our new place, thanks to him; and we ponder the thought of taking care of babies and keeping pace then decide to meditate.

Fission becomes an issue as does the split decision on who will be the next American Idol.

We take a blogging break to do a little curling which is something Britney cannot do with her hair anylonger.

Hamburger meat was recalled - a year ago...but we want to go to Disney World.

More worries about guns becoming a threat so let's see what the 8 ball says.

Ahhh, time to get a little peace in life and relax with her kids over the weekend.

She would have been a pretty princess, but they all went to a bar to watch a band.

He did not have a child with Britney, but she is going crazy buying wigs.

The world looks beautiful and peaceful from afar, and he is too busy working with his new radio station to stop over.

He stops in from time to time visiting from the other side of the pond, and misses someone so very much; but we are still awaiting who will be named intern of the campaign.

We are reminded to LOOK UP sometimes...reach for the stars, but sometimes you just have to let the cute pup off the leash and have fun.

If you are good with your words, they fall into place.

Thank you all for the entertainment!
Have a good day!
~xo

Some Random Stuff I Saw!

I saw the plate in the first picture last week. It belongs to a yellow Hummer. *giggle*
What do you think it means?


I saw the plate in this second picture a few days ago.
Do you think they are friends?


Even though I have been plagued with a bad headache for the last couple of weeks, I have been working out as normal. Maybe it will help the headache go away....eventually.

After the workout, I was going to my car and noticed something on the pavement. I looked closer and discovered it was a penny. It looked a little flat and strange, so I looked closer and touched it. It was embedded in the pavement. I took these two pictures of it with my cell phone. I wish I could have captured it's true appearance. It was shiny, but black and flat.


What odd thing have you seen lately?
So, any ideas what those plates mean?

Have a good Monday!
~xo

Finish the sentence...

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss was... yesterday

2. I am listening to… the radio, humming of the air conditioner, and my supervisor on the phone.

3.I talk... with a slight southern accent.

4. I love... my family (that includes you Howard), friends and pets (Cody, Darbi and Missy).

5. My best friends... I can probably count on one hand (my TRUE best friends).

6. My Car is... silver.

7.My love life... is better than anyone could imagine.

8. I hate it when people ask... too many personal questions.

9. Love is... compassion, patience, trust and understanding.

10. Somewhere, someone is thinking… what a beautiful day it is today. (Obviously someone is since I wrote that…hehe).

11. I'm always... analyzing situations and inventing things.

12. I have a secret… but I can’t tell you because it is a secret!

13. My cell phone... is so convenient for taking pictures. ;)

14. When I wake up in the morning... it depends on whether Howard is there or not! ;)

15. When I go to bed at night... it depends on whether Howard is there or not! ;)

16. Right now I am thinking about... American Idol. (Sanjaya finally went home).

17. Babies are... precious.

18. Today I... will work out after work.

19. Tonight I will... go home, take a shower, eat and watch tv while doing laundry.

20. Tomorrow I will... sleep in...at least a little bit.

21. I really want to be... a rockstar! (haha…just kidding…well maybe not!)

Ok, give me at least a couple! Pick two or three and complete the sentence.
Have a great weekend everyone!
~xo

Ugh...HeadACHE!

I have had a bit of a bad headache everyday for a couple of weeks.
So, I have been reflecting back to see if I have been doing anything different lately.
Well, something came to mind.
For the past two weeks, I have been drinking water instead of soda (Mt.Dew).
**I mentioned before that I am addicted to Mt. Dew and I am trying to cut back.
Half of the time, I put Crystal Light flavoring (ummm...tastes so good) in my water (which is sugar free).
It has aspartame, which is the sweetener they use instead of sugar.

When I used to drink a lot of diet cokes I got headaches – BAD.
Diet cokes have aspartame too.

I did a little research. Click on the picture to see what I found.

That is pretty incredible, huh!?!

I guess I cannot tolerate the aspartame.

Have a good day!
~xo

**Oh, will you please dim the lights on your way out? The dim lights help with the headache...
Or, you can just sit and make yourself at home. There is plenty to read in the Great Chamber.

A Little Insight Into Me From My Interview

One of my blogger friends, Carl Spackler, has been missing in action. I miss him. He was one of my first blogger friends. The last time Carl came to Birmingham, he interviewed me. For those of you that have not seen it before, I am going to share it with you.

Monday, October 03, 2005
Carl's Interview With Lee Ann...

Recently I was down in Birmingham AL on FTMOCS business. I had the opportunity to catch up with Lee Ann for lunch. Here is some of the Q&A....not to be confused with the T&A.

Carl: In a previous post you mentioned you almost died 3 times in car accidents...can you tell us about that again and what, if anything, you have learned from those 3 crazy incidents?
Lee Ann: Well, I didn't actually almost die in those three accidents. It was a true story of how I had been in 3 accidents, and all of them involved me being hit by drunk drivers. 3 accidents ~ 3 drunk drivers. I was very lucky, which in turn made the 3 drunk drivers very lucky. My lesson learned ~ It would not be worth the drinks, to hurt someone very badly or even kill them.
Don't drink and drive.

Carl: What would be your perfect date?
Lee Ann: In the not too distant past, it would have been ~ grab a burger or pizza, a concert, favorite bar. Now, a nice quiet dinner in a nice restaurant, with a few cocktails, go to the ballet or theatre, then home for some candlelight, a little champagne and strawberries and. (maybe a little whip cream with those strawberries). And uh, well, you can guess the rest.
(Don't get me wrong a night out at the favorite bar/music is still fun, but you did ask what the perfect date would be).

Carl: Give us the low-down on living in Alabama?
Lee Ann: I would not want to live in all areas of Alabama (but I guess it would be the same in every state), but Birmingham is really beautiful. There are rolling hills (almost mountains, in fact, where I live is called over the mountain area). There are four distinct seasons ~ summer, hot enough to rival some of the hottest areas in the US. Fall, is probably my favorite season, the colors of the changing leaves are breathtaking and the cooler temperatures are invigorating. Winter, cold enough to make you want to be inside, but we don't get the beauty of snow very often (usually ice storms). Spring, ahhh, a nice breath of fresh air, green grass, beautiful flowers,
and loads of pollen! Alabama does not have a professional football team, but they don't need one. Alabama has one of the most intense college football rivalries in the US. Joe Namath was once quoted as saying he had never seen nything like the Alabama/Auburn football rivalry anywhere. So during the season, the fans eat, sleep, breathe, live football, the rest of the year they talk, argue, recap and plan for the next season! The south has a reputation for being friendly, I guess that is accurate. All in all, it is a great place to live.

Carl: What do you look for in a significant other?
Lee Ann: Number one thing.he needs to be MALE! I want him to be my best friend, confident' and lover, someone I can relate to and have fun with. MUST be honest, trustworthy, loyal (monogamous), and intelligent. I like the strong male type, but definitely want to see his vulnerable side at times. It doesn't hurt for him to be tall dark and handsome ;) but that is icing on the cake. (That's not asking for too much is it?)

Carl: Burger King or Mcdonalds...you have to choose one!
Lee Ann: McDonalds. I seriously do not eat too much "fast foods" but, I have had my share of McDonalds in the past. I still would on occasion (my old favorite used to be filet of fish (plain) and French fries). That new Burger King, King character with the big freaky head creeps me out.

Carl: Who in bloggerland would you like to meet in person and why?
Lee Ann: Now that is a tough question. Hmmmm, let's see. There is you, Frank and Zuma (the fun party group friends); then there are all those people that hang out with you, that I want to know; Mojo and Echeevo(the other Alabama friends); Hotboy and Robmcj (my friends from Scotland); Spinning Girl and Fred (my teacher friends); Becky and Chris (my friends from your area Carl); BeckEye (friend with the same recurring dream as me); Dave (Radio voiceman
friend); RCS and Zombie(tells it like it is friends); Jef (my buffalo nickel friend); Blake & Midwestern Hick (funny guy friends); Ticharu (free spirit/music ~nature guy friend); Goan Pao, Avik, ilaiy, jiggs, kay ray, justice, madhatter. Oh there is no way I can decide from this group.
Everyone is so unique; it is just too hard to decide.

Carl: Finish this sentence: in a perfect world...
Lee Ann: There would be no war, violence or poverty. People would all live by the simple kindergarten rule we learned.The Golden Rule! Treat everyone as they wish to be treated.

Carl: If Lee Ann had the chance to go back and do things over what would she do differently...if anything?
Lee Ann: I would have gone into a different line of work. Underwriting Insurance is not a dream job.

Carl: You are going out on a Friday night...underwear or no underwear?
Lee Ann: It really just depends on my mood and what I am wearing. Going commando
can be liberating, or simply not having a panty line! (Except for the bra, that is a must).

Carl: Aside from winning the Ronny Award what would you consider your greatest
accomplishment?
Lee Ann: I cannot decide between the time when I was 4 years old or 15 years old. I started swimming on the swim team when I was 4. During swim practice, I would swim on the outside lane so I could stop, grab onto the wall, breathe for a second then swim to the end. One day, my coach put me in the middle lane, and it was the first time I swam the whole length of the pool without stopping ~ the whole team stood there and applauded me. Or, the time I was 15 and placed first in the State for 100 meter butterfly, and during the Southeastern Regional Meet I was in a 6 way tie for first place in the 50 meter freestyle.
Carl, Thank you again for having me here, it is my honor and pleasure as
always. Let's go get a drink!

3 hours go by as Carl and Lee Ann continue to have a liquid lunch...

Lee Ann: I'm really drunk, can you drive me home.
Carl: Absolutley, we don't want you getting into another accident now do we!

Carl and Lee Ann walk outside, Carl signals valet to bring around his Mercedes S L 500

Lee Ann: (with hand on Carl's knee) Thank you so much for driving me home. you are such a great guy. Have you thought about moving the FTMOCS headquarters down to Birmingham?
Carl: Unfortunately for right now its going to stay in Richmond, however, I have a pending engagment with Ambs77, she wants to move to San Diego. So I got that going for me.

Carl Pulls Into Lee Ann's Driveway...Carl notices top 3 buttons on Lee Ann's blouse are undone

Lee Ann: Why don't you come inside...I can make you a sandwich
Carl: Oh I would love to....

Carl's cell phone rings...

Carl: Shit, its Jenn (Anniston). That bitch just won't stop calling me. She always calls at the worst time.
Jenn: (on cell phone talking to Carl) Carl, I really need you right now. Brad and I are having more problems...I'm a wreck. I'm flying to Richmond tonight.
Carl: I'm in the middle of something Jenn, can you call back later.
Jenn: NO...I don't know what I would do if I can't see you.

Carl turns to Lee Ann, puts arm around her

Carl: Lee Ann, I have to go. I need to get back to Richmond asap.
Lee Ann: Why, so you can be with her? I hate that fucking bitch!

Lee Ann storms off, slamming door of Carl's Mercedes

Carl: (talking to self) I wish she would be more careful with the Benz. I love this car.

Carl drives back to airport, returns to FTMOCS headquarters.

Happy Birthday Missy

Happy First Birthday beautiful girl!

Howard's one year old Golden Retriever, Missy.


It's Monday, and I wish I could play hookie from work today!
I need a vacation. Any suggestions of where I should go?
I hope you all have a great day!
~xo

What kids SAY about the SEA

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.
(William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?
(Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky age 8)

13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat butt.
(Jule age 7)

Have a great weekend!
Love you all
~xo

Post-it Prank

This looks like the coolest post-it prank!

As far as the photos down below...

Last March, three of us at work did this to my boss' office. We only had about 20 minutes to do it, but we did the best we could. I wish we would have had more time, we could have made it look much better. He was impressed and I think he is still finding a stray post-it every now and then! >;-)

(click on photo to enlarge)

Have any of you done something fun like this?

Have a great day!

~xo

Does it fit you?

JANUARY
*Ambitious and serious *Loves to teach and be taught
*Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
*Likes to criticize
*Hardworking and productive
*Smart, neat and organised
*Sensitive and has deep thoughts
*Knows how to make others happy
*Quiet unless excited or tensed
*Rather reserved *Highly attentive
*Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
*Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
*Loves children *Homely person
*Loyal
*Needs to improve social abilities
*Easily jealous.


FEBRUARY
*Abstract thoughts
*Loves reality and abstract
*Intelligent and clever
*Changing personality
*Temperamental
*Quiet, shy and humble
*Low self esteem
*Honest and loyal
*Determined to reach goals
*Loves freedom
*Rebellious when restricted
*Loves aggressiveness
*Too sensitive and easily hurt
*Showing anger easily
*Dislike unnecessary things
*Loves making friends but rarely shows it
*Daring and stubborn
*Ambitious
*Realizing dreams and hopes
*Sharp *Loves entertainment and leisure
*Romantic on the inside not outside
*Superstitious and ludicrous
*Spendthrift *Learns to show emotions.

MARCH
*Attractive personality
*Affectionate
*Shy and reserved
*Secretive
*Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
*Loves peace and serenity
*Sensitive to others
*Loves to serve others
*Not easily angered
*Trustworthy
*Appreciative and returns kindness
*Observant and assess others
*Revengeful
*Loves to dream and fantasize
*Loves traveling
*Loves attention
*Hasty decisions in choosing partners
*Loves home decors
*Musically talented
*Loves special things
*Moody.

APRIL
*Active and dynamic
*Decisive and haste but tends to regret
*Attractive and affectionate to oneself
*Strong mentality
*Loves attention
*Diplomatic
*Consoling
*Friendly and solves people's problems
*Brave and fearless
*Adventurous
*Loving and caring
*Suave and generous
*Emotional *Revengeful
*Aggressive
*Hasty
*Good memory
*Moving
*Motivate oneself and the others
*Sickness usually of the head and chest
*Easily get too jealous.


MAY
*Stubborn and hard-hearted
*Strong-willed and highly motivated
*Sharp thoughts
*Easily angered
*Attracts others and loves attention
*Deep feelings
*Beautiful physically and mentally
*Firm standpoint
*Easily influenced
*Needs no motivation
*Easily consoled
*Systematic (left brain)
*Loves to dream
*Strong clairvoyance
*Understanding
*Sickness usually in the ear and neck
*Good imagination
*Good debating skills
*Good physical
*Weak breathing
*Loves literature and the arts
*Loves traveling
*Dislike being at home
*Restless
*Hardworking
*High spirited
*Spendthrift


JUNE
*Thinks far with vision
*Easily influenced by kindness
*Polite and soft-spoken
*Having lots of ideas
*Sensitive
*Active mind
*Hesitating
*Tends to delay
*Choosy and always wants the best
*Temperamental
*Funny and humorous
*Loves to joke
*Good debating skills
*Talkative
*Daydreamer
*Friendly
*Knows how to make friends
*Abiding
*Able to show character
*Easily hurt
*Prone to getting colds
*Loves to dress up
*Easily bored
*Fussy
*Seldom show emotions
*Takes time to recover when hurt
*Brand conscious
*Executive
*Stubborn
*Those who loves me are enemies
*Those who hates me are friends.


JULY
*Fun to be with
*Secretive
*Difficult to fathom and to be understood
*Quiet unless excited or tensed
*Takes pride in oneself
*Has reputation
*Easily consoled
*Honest
*Concern about people's feelings
*Tactful
*Friendly
*Approachable
*Very emotional
*Temperamental and unpredictable
*Moody and easily hurt
*Witty and starkly
*Sentimental
*Not revengeful
*Forgiving but never forgets
*Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
*Guides others physically and mentally
*Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
*Caring and loving
*Treats others equally
*Strong sense of sympathy
*Wary and sharp
*Judge people through observations
*Hardworking
*No difficulties in studying
*Loves to be alone
*Always broods about the past and the old friends
*Likes to be quiet
*Homely person
*Waits for friends
*Never looks for friends
*Not aggressive unless provoked
*Prone to having stomach and dieting problems
*Loves to be loved
*Easily hurt but takes long to recover
*Overly concerned
*Puts in effort in work.


AUGUST
*Loves to joke
*Attractive
*Suave and caring
*Brave and fearless
*Firm and has leadership qualities
*Knows how to console others
*Too generous and egoistic
*Take high pride of oneself
*Thirsty for praises
*Extraordinary spirit
*Easily angered
*Angry when provoked
*Easily jealous
*Observant
*Careful and cautious
*Thinks quickly
*Independent thoughts
*Loves to lead and to be led
*Loves to dream
*Talented in the arts, music and defense
*Sensitive but not petty
*Poor resistance against illnesses
*Learns to relax
*Hasty and rusty
*Romantic
*Loving and caring
*Loves to make friends.


SEPTEMBER
*Suave and compromising
*Careful, cautious and organized
*Likes to point out people's mistakes
*Likes to criticize
*Quiet but able to talk well
*Calm and cool
*Kind and sympathetic
*Concerned and detailed
*Trustworthy, loyal and honest
*Does work well
*Sensitive
*Thinking
*Good memory
*Clever and knowledgeable
*Loves to look for information
*Must control oneself when criticizing
*Able to motivate oneself
*Understanding
*Secretive
*Loves sports, leisure and traveling
*Hardly shows emotions
*Tends to bottle up feelings
*Choosy especially in relationships
*Loves a wide amount of things
*Systematic.

OCTOBER
*Loves to chat
*Loves those who loves him
*Loves to takes things at the center
*Attractive and suave
*Inner and physical beauty
*Does not lie or pretend
*Sympathetic
*Treats friends importantly
*Always making friends
*Easily hurt but recovers easily
*Bad tempered
*Selfish
*Seldom helps unless asked
*Daydreamer
*Very opinionated
*Does not care of what others think
*Emotional
*Decisive
*Strong clairvoyance
*Loves to travel, the arts and literature
*Soft-spoken, loving and caring
*Romantic
*Touchy and easily jealous
*Concerned
*Loves outdoors
*Just and fair
*Spendthrift and easily influenced
*Easily lose confidence.

NOVEMBER
*Has a lot of ideas
*Difficult to fathom
*Thinks forward
*Unique and brilliant
*Extraordinary ideas
*Sharp thinking
*Fine and strong clairvoyance
*Can become good doctors
*Careful and cautious
*Dynamic in personality
*Secretive
*Inquisitive
*Knows how to dig secrets
*Always thinking
*Less talkative but amiable
*Brave and generous
*Patient
*Stubborn and hard-hearted
*If there is a will, there is a way
*Determined
*Never give up
*Hardly become angry unless provoked
*Loves to be alone
*Thinks differently from others
*Sharp-minded
*Motivates oneself
*Does not appreciate praises
*High-spirited
*Well-built and tough
*Deep love and emotions
*Romantic
*Uncertain in relationships
*Homely
*Hardworking
*High abilities
*Trustworthy
*Honest and keeps secrets
*Not able to control emotions
*Unpredictable.


DECEMBER
*Loyal and generous
*Patriotic
*Active in games and interactions
*Impatient and hasty
*Ambitious
*Influential in organizations
*Fun to be with
*Loves to socialize
*Loves praises
*Loves attention
*Loves to be loved
*Honest and trustworthy
*Not pretending
*Short tempered
*Changing personality
*Not egoistic
*Takes high pride in oneself
*Hates restrictions
*Loves to joke
*Good sense of humor
*Logical.


My month is September.
Hmmm....hardly shows emotion! That would have to be the furthest thing from what I am. Sometimes I am too emotional for my own good.
Of course I would like to claim all of the things that would reflect nicely upon me.
Don't you think that everyone has all of these qualities? Some are more prevalent than others in each individual, but to an extent we all share some of the same ones.
Anyone else a September baby?
Does the month of your birthday reflect your qualities?

VIAGRA...What would you call it?

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

(Click on the picture to enlarge!) *giggle*

I have heard this is a wonder drug for many people. If you are one of those people, I am glad for you and I hope you do not take offense in this post. It was an email I received and thought it to be humorous.

Eyes

I got this from BKS

You scored as Diamond Eyes.
You are full of confidence, just don't let it go to your head. Its great to know your worth it! Isn't it:D Just remember those of us down here. You are probably quite popular.

Passion 50%

Diamond Eyes 50%

Mysterious 42%

Eyes full of Pain 25%

What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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What kind of eyes do you have?

Happy Easter!

Love you all!
~xo

Dirty Little Secrets

Dirty Little Secrets (edited)-- Answer Truthfully

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1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be? Howard

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Yes

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Listener...well, it depends on the people I am with. I have been told I am a good storyteller!

4. Do you take compliments well? Sure.

5. Do you play Sudoku? No, but I do like working crossword puzzles. Is that similar?

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? I hope so.

7. Do you like to ride horses? Hmmm....haven't done it in a long time. I am a bit scared of horses. They are SO big!

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Only one summer and it was day camp. I really did not care for it.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid? Swimming, basketball, tag, play-army (with my brother and his friends).

10. If a person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it? No.

11. Have you lied to get out of a date? No.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? Yes.

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? Being pursued.

14. Use three words to describe yourself? Honest, loyal, sensitive.

15. Do any songs make you cry? I don't think so.

16. Are you continuing your education? Yes.

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun? Yes, but I am not very good at it.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? My cats.

19. How often do you read books? None for pleasure. I read a lot at work.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future? Present and future.

21. What is your favorite children's book? Probably something by Dr. Suess like Green Eggs and Ham.

22. What color are your eyes? Honey brown.

23. How tall are you? 5 ft. 6 inches.

24. Where is your dream house located? In my mind.

25. Have you tried sushi? Yes.

26. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Yes.

27. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? It has been a while, I don't remember.

I know you have some dirty little secrets about yourself.
Tell me one or two of them. Come on, I am a good listener!
Have a great weekend!

~xo

Happy Hiney!!!!

I know that most likely this will not sound very exciting to you, but it is to me.
I got a new chair at work!
We have the absolute most uncomfortable chairs at work. For the last three years, my back and legs have felt tortured from the discomfort.
I bet you would have never guessed that a chair could bring me such great joy and pleasure.
It is the most comfortable office chair I have ever had. It is "ergonomically" correct for my body!
The material is a sturdy cloth but seems to have the tiniest bit of stretch to it.
The seat cushion is made with a memory foam, but it is dense so I don't sink...it is just pure comfort. It can slide back or move forward, tilt down or up and it can be lowered or raised.
The arms can move inward or outward and up and down.
The armpads can angle inward or outward and tilt up and down.
The seatback can move up and down, front to back and it can tilt backwards until I am almost reclining.
It also has a lumbar pump!

Take a look at my $800 chair! $800!!! That is unbelievable to me.
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So now you can actually see where my hiney rests all day long throughout the week!
Happy hiney!!!

haha *giggle*

What is your daily hiney-resting work spot like?

Have a great day!
~xo

A Meme...tidbits about me!

1.Whats your name spelt backwards? Nnaeel

2. What did you do last night? I was out of town visiting my brother in Atlanta. Howard and I went out to dinner and a movie.

3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Pictures

4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? NO

5. Last time you swam in a pool? Cannot remember

6. What are you wearing? Jammies

7. How many cars have you owned? 6

8. Type of music you dislike most? Country

9. Are you registered to vote? Yes

10. Do you have cable? Yes

11. What kind of computer do you use? I have 3 at home: Dell, Compaq, and a Custom made pc (this is my awesome computer ~thank you Howard)

12. Ever made a prank phone call? Probably, I just cannot remember!

13. You like anyone right now? Yes ;)

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Hmmm, not sure, possibly bungee jump, but it would have to be tandum.

15. Furthest place you ever travelled? Depends are where I am!
Some of the places I have been that are spread out are New York, South Florida, Iowa, and Mexico.

16.Do you have a garden? No

17. What's your favorite comic strip? I don't have one

18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem? Yes

19. Shower, morning or night? Both

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? 300 or Shooter

21. Favorite pizza toppings? Pepperoni, green peppers, onions, green & black olives

22. Chips or popcorn? Really good chips and salsa

23. What cell phone provider do you have? Cingular

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? Why would I ever do that?

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Sort of, I was voted the Princess of my brothers little league baseball team!

26. Orange Juice or apple? Apple

27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? Howard, Mike, Amy, Bo and Britt

28. Favorite chocolate bar? Almond Rocca

29. Who is your longest friend and how long? Val...very long

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? I think about 2 years ago...Oh so good!

31. Have you ever won a trophy? Yes, many! I was a competitive swimmer for 13 years.

32. Favorite artist? Claude Monet

33. Favorite computer game? Uru and Counter strike (although I am not very good at it, but I like watching Howard dominate the game)

34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? No

35. Sprite or 7-UP? Sprite

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? Yes, I used to work in a Newborn Nursery in a hospital and had to wear scrubs. I also worked in an Ophthalmology Eye Clinic and had to wear a lab coat.

37. Last thing you bought at the store? soda

38. Ever thrown up in public? Unfortunately, yes. (I was as imperceptible and as lady like as possible)

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? True love of course.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes

41.Can exes just be friends? I guess it depends...

42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? My mom

43. Did you have long hair as a young kid? Yes and I still do

44. What message is on your voicemail machine? "I am sorry, I am unable to take this call, please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you".

45. Where would you like to go right now? To bed...night night!