Monday, August 20, 2007

Idle Thoughts of a Wandering Mind

I had amnesia once -- or twice.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people.

My weight is perfect for my height ... which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help groups?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Is it me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

It's Monday....have a good one and a good week!

Lee Ann


Henri Banks said...

Hey Pretty one I didnt forget you ,but this year i started my own company and its a lot of work ,when you like you can vist my shop and see what i created so far!!!
I hope everything is okay with you at the castle ?
See ya
Big Kiss
Ya buddy Henri !!!

Michael Dingler said...

Much too funny! I'm going to do some signs for my NOLA RISING Project with some of these little gems. I'll post them on my n.r. blog when I get them up. Hope you had a good weekend.!

jiggs said...

I think whales just don't do enough laps

Carl Spackler said...

happy monday!

Becky said...

I just love this kinda stuff.

green said...

Those are very good. Nice way to start off the work week.

Hotboy said...

Thanks for cheering me up, Lee Ann. Hotboy

truckdriver_sefl said...

Hey Lee Ann sorry I ahve not been around the castle much this summer its really been crazy. I am back now and looking for to many more posts just like this one:-}

EBEZP said...

My how your mind is wandering BG!
That's a good post some of them so funny but I can't remember the top one!
Have a great week.

Crabby said...

I'd like a chance to prove money can't make me happy too. Course, it would take a very long time and a lot of spending. How else can you be sure?

I took your challenge.

lecram sinun said...

Came by to let you know that I have moved to ... and to wish you a fab week! Cheers!

rob said...

"How can there be self-help groups?" - great!

I'm still working out how best to respond to your then-and-now challenge.


Spinning Girl said...

Oh, these are great!