Tuesday, August 14, 2007

This might explain why they can't seem to get anything done....

This is an interesting email I received.
It is assumed to be true. (...but you know how emails go!)

This is hilarious and it sure makes you wonder how these people got elected.

A Washington, DC, airport ticket agent offers some examples of ....Well just look for yourself!

This was submitted from Ron Evans, Ticket Agent.

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information. Then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response - click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!" (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close on the map." (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time." (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 am and got to Chicago at 8:33 am. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said 'FAT', and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude! "After putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it ( I was laughing ). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, CAis 'FAT ( Fresno Air Terminal ), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California, and then take the train to Hawaii?"

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them."

10. A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, Fl. on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever, smarty!"

11. A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!"

12. A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York. " I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere. " The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map! " So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" The reply? "Whatever! I knew it was a big animal."

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it's in …


Michael Dingler said...

More than things not getting done, but how about all the things they screw up that they got done...

Hotboy said...

Dearie me! Well, this is a little worrying for the only superpower left! Hotboy

EBEZP said...

I just love #4 BG and I can well believe them all to be true! God help us all!
Thanks for sharing them with us BG
Stay cool as you can!!

rob said...

"Florida is a very thin state!" haha!

Numbers 3 and 4 remind me of the American tourist on a train running along the west coast of Scotland. He asked "which ocean is it, the Atlantic or the Pacific?"

green said...

Unfortunaltely stupidity is a disease that affects all of us at one time or another.

These were excellent.

angel, jr. said...

Those stories are hilarious! I wonder how true they are.

The T-Dude said...

It doesn't take brains to get elected, it takes balls, an incredible ego and enough cash to get your message out. Hell, look at our president, no one is ever going to accuse him of being too smart for the job.

Ellen said...

I needed a good laugh today... thanks for supplying the tickles.
Some of the comments you received were just as funny.

Crabby said...

I'm packing my gear and moving to Canada. LOL!

EBEZP said...

Guess who just won two awards in one day!!

Rastaman said...

Ima fall asleep on the train to Hawaii once. When Ima woke up the conductor was yelling, "Tokyo, Tokyo next!"

Peace and hugs to you Babygirl!

~ Rasta

Nick said...


Rhino New york, funny blog.

jiggs said...

Like most email forwards, i don't believe this one, but who cares? it's funny :)

honkeie2 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this confirms it, the higher up the ladder you go the lack of oxygen causes brain damage.
Now imagine if they had to go to Intercourse PA, what a mess that would turn into.
"Yes I would like to get a plane to ScrewMe Pa."

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Well I'm in England and.....wait! What the? You mean that ISN'T Canada out there?