Monday, January 23, 2006

Such a caring couple!

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:

"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 50 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset. I shall be back home before midnight."

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 50 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 50 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 50 a lot more times than 50 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back home until sometime tomorrow."

40 comments:

ShyRocket said...

Well, at least she got the math correct!

Mike said...

lmao.....how true

SimonT said...

Hi Lee Ann - sorry I missed last thursday! Did visit your blog though - amazing lips!

angel, jr. said...

Hilarious!

AndyW said...

Something to remember as on grows older.

Ellen said...

Gives new meaning to: Don't get mad, get even! Very funny!

Saur♥Kraut said...

*LOL*

Kay Ray said...

That is GREATNESS!!!!

Lee Ann said...

Shyrocket ~ yes, calculations are correct!! ;)

Mike ~ I know, it was too funny not to share!

Simon ~ Thank you so much, you truly are the sweetest.

Angel ~ hehe...

Andy ~ and the moral of the story...know your math!

Ellen ~ some people are just so clever, don't you think?

Saur ~ haha...

Kay Ray ~ Kay...I know, you almost don't expect that ending!

Neo said...

Lee Ann -HA! That's good!

Peace & Hugs,

PS. Stop by, there's something I posted you may find of interest. ;)

- Neo

Lee Ann said...

Neo...peace and hugs to you!
You are adorable!!!!!

Fred said...

I'm starting to feel old at 48...

Lee Ann said...

Fred ~ You are not old, the 40s are the new 20s!

Ellen said...

Lee Ann- That's what we 40-year olds would like to believe... but once you're here, you feel/ know the difference.

THIRD OF NEVER said...

That's friggin' funny.

Lee Ann said...

Ellen ~ haha, you are so funny!

Third ~ glad you enjoyed that, we all need a good laugh on a Monday morning!

Captain Carl said...

Haar Haar...that poor scallywag...if that be Capt's wench, there be one less wench in the world

jiggs said...

bazang!

Lee Ann said...

Captain ~ I completely understand

Jiggs ~ huh? Is that like one of those captioned exclamations like the ones from Batman... shazam!... or something like that!

Bill the Apostle said...

I'd like to meet you at the motel 6 baby

Lee Ann said...

Bill, just tell me the time...you are hot!

J to the fucking C said...

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

You gonna leave the JC with sloppy seconds? again?

Lee Ann said...

Hey JC, ready for some wine? Oh yeah, I really liked that thing you did, remem...shhh!

Spinning Girl said...

ooh, I love me some math.

Lee Ann said...

Spinning ~ I thought you might like that one.

Captain Carl said...

ARRR...How ye doin Lee....The Capt be taggin ya

Have a good night sweetie

http://davy-jones-locker.blogspot.com/

hotboy said...

Nothing like a bit of honesty in a relationship, I always say! Hotboy

BL said...

That was awesome! hahahaha! So great. Never heard that one before... hahahaha!

Lee Ann said...

Captain ~ Thank you Captain, I will be checkin out your place!

Hotboy ~ You are rightHotboy!

BL ~ Hey! I haven't seen you for a while. Glad you came over!

Mr. Althouse said...

That is rich!

BTW, Thanks for visiting my blog,

Mike

NeverEnough said...

That was too fucking good!!!

Tumbleweed said...

I suck at math...how many times will 18 actually go into 34? I may be looking into getting me one of them there 18 year olds.

Henri Banks said...

yep thats right a real cool story Lee ann do you have more of them ?

Lee Ann said...

Mike A ~ Glad you could stop by....hope to see you over here more often.

neverenough ~ Hey! Thank you for stopping by. Glad it could give you a laugh. I hope you will come by more often.

Tumble ~ Not a bad idea....take it from me ;)

Henri ~ Glad you enjoyed it. I come across good things every once in a while. I will be sure to share next time.

robmcj said...

That is very good!

Lee Ann said...

Rob ~ You just gotta love that one, huh? ;)

OB Juan said...

This was hilarious - thanks, I needed the laugh!

Lee Ann said...

ob ~ haha, I love to see people laughing! Glad to oblige!

Hale McKay said...

This was hilarious! I love it! Hello, I have stopped by a couple of times via your comments on other blogs. I finally thought it was time to break the ice and leave a comment.
...A laugh that hard - needs to be relieved with a comment.
...Great post.

Lee Ann said...

Hale ~ I am so glad you came by and left a comment. We have fun over here at the Castle, I hope you come by more often.