Friday, May 26, 2006

Let's ask the children!

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.-- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.-- Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.-- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids.-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.-- Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his years)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich.-- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.-- Curt, age 7
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.-- Howard, age 8 (this one has very good morals)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.-- Theodore, age 8
(2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.-- Ricky, age 10


I like what Howard has to say *giggle*
Love you guys, have a great weekend.
Be safe!
~hugs

19 comments:

truckdriver_sefl said...

Howard............a VERY VERY smart young man!!

Have a great extended weekend Lee Ann!!

Osbasso said...

Fine advice from all!

Have a great weekend!

Goan Pao said...

See thats why I say if you need advice you gotta go to the kids...
Old people are just plain dumb..life has jaded them way too much to come up with simple eloquent solutions to things.

Hotboy said...

Great, some of these! Saw an advert from abroad recently. There's this toddler having a major tantrum in a supermarket aisle; lying on his back, kicking his feet, screaming at the top of his lungs. The parents are standing around helpless and being embarrassed as hell. The sign flashes up on screen. WEAR CONDOMS. That would help alright! Hotboy

Ellen said...

Kids really do say the darndest things, don't they?

Have a great "Memorial" weekend!

jiggs said...

I like that alan kid. keep the chips and dip coming

Polyman2 said...

Why do we get married anyway?
To produce children that know
everything better than us...

Hi Lee Ann. Miss ya.

freethoughtguy said...

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

When you are too old to have much fun anymore.

-- FreeThinker, age 45

Grimstarr said...

Too cute Lee Ann. Out of the mouths of babes. Have a great weekend Hun.
TG

Ticharu said...

Keep the chips 'n' dips coming and get a job! YEAH!

Saur♥Kraut said...

EEEK! Marriage! Commitment! I...I... I'm feeling faint...

Neo said...

Lee Ann - Awwwww.... That's cute.

Have a great weekend, and a safe and wonderful Memorial Day.

Peace & Hugs,

- Neo

Heather said...

Why can't they be that cute all the time?

Have a great weekend.

Hypersonic said...

I took umbrage at Lynette's comment. Priceless lee ann. Happy weekend

BKS said...

I love them all but especially what Derrick said "HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids"

Hope you are having a great weekend so far!!!


LMAO
BKS

BeckEye said...

I adore Freddie.

DaMasta said...

Craig is a little dramatic, dontcha think?

LOL.. fun post overall! Happy Memorial Day, Lee Ann!

Phats said...

I can't wait to get married!

onan the bavarian said...

LOL again and again. See you Thursday Lee Ann.