Friday, February 09, 2007

Signs signs....everywhere

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window :
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait. "

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At a Propane Filling Station :
"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
" Best place in town to take a leak "

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Have a great day!
~xo

10 comments:

truckdriver_sefl said...

I LOVE yesterdays meals on wheels!!

Have a great weekend Lee Ann!

hotboy said...

I'm second! I'm second! Yeah, funnies again! Hotboy

Menzies Milngavie III said...

I say!

Very funny signs! And what a lovely sunset you had on Monday.

Thunder and lightning in Zomba at the moment. I hope I don't suffer another outage - however, Ambat fitted a power surge adaptor, so I should be safe.

MM III

robmcj said...

Hope you'll sleep tight tonight, here it's morning, time for a whole weekend of pottering and music. You have a good one. xo

Neo said...

Lee Ann - LOL!

Have a great weekend.

Peace & Hugs,

- Neo

BeckEye said...

I love the first one.

There's a cool song by Nick Lowe called "Time Wounds all Heels."

~TVS said...

A veterinarian that was also a taxidermist had the sign, "No matter what happens you get your cat back."

I met a guy who claimed that as a kid he moved a sign from a service station to a bra factory. It said, "We fix flats."

Cinderella said...

That gyno one had me cracking up!! Thanks for the laugh!

Have a nice weekend!

David Amulet said...

Some of these are brilliant! Thanks for sharing.

-- david

Spinning Girl said...

These are fantastic! I don't know how you find the time & energy to dream up such creative stuff. The kids suck my energy, so all I can do is post a couple of pictures.