In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
(Click on the picture to enlarge!) *giggle*
I have heard this is a wonder drug for many people. If you are one of those people, I am glad for you and I hope you do not take offense in this post. It was an email I received and thought it to be humorous.
15 comments:
How about 'mydixiewrecked!"
How about just plain "self-esteem".
How you find this stuff I do not know.
Howard still takin' the little blue pill?
~Jef
Jason ~ Haha...good one!
Good to see you, I hope you are feeling better!
Jef ~ You are so BAD!! Haha...trust me, he DOES NOT need it! *giggle*
funny stuff *heh*
I still like SNL's take on all the ED drugs, "Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice."
How about bonemor or hardnow
can't come up with any good ones..
itsupnhard
I just don't know...give up
fuuny stuff
Haha.. Ibepokin--that cracks me up! Good one, lee ann
I once saw a sign at a builders that said
For all your erection needs.
That was before performance enhancing not instantanaeous stimulants. PENIS for short or long!
so pfizer will make liquid viagra.
how 'bout a rub on viagra packaged like the product HEAD ON on that annoying commercial.
only , the viagra variation shd. be called HARD ON !
I get emails daily trying to sell me this stuff, what bothers me is they are all from my girlfriend. Bada bing! hey not a bad name for a generic....Bada Bing!
Lee Ann - Hmmmmmmmmm, what about: "limptorise?"
Peace & Hugs,
- Neo
Lee Ann, I did not know you had such a raunchy sense of humor.
Ha! "Pour yourself a stiff one"!! That was funny. I'm afraid you are right, Lee Ann. Lots of needless risks with those implants too from what women have shared with me.
Lee Ann: What would you call Viagara? Uppers! Hotboy p.s. funny post!
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