Thursday, August 18, 2005

Wanna play tag?

I have been "tagged" by BadGod. List five songs that you are currently digging - it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions and the five songs (with artist) in your blog. Then tag five people to see what they're listening to.

Here is my list of the songs I am currently digging:

1. Don’t Fear the Reaper – Blue Oyster Cult
2. I’ll Be – Edwin McCain
3. How You Remind Me – Nickelback
4. Your Body is a Wonderland – John Mayer
5. American Idiot – Green Day

Ok, the five people I will tag are:

Dave

Carl

Jef

Zombie lama

Mojoala

(I would have said Ticharu, but he lists his songs on his blog almost daily)

Now, I will check your blogs to see if you do this :)

I don't want this to be the only thing I am sending out to you, so here is something I thought was amusing:

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For example:

Ziploc bags are Male.
They are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female.
They are female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They're effective reproductive devices if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons arepushed.

Tires are Male because they go bald and are often over-inflated.

Hot Air Balloons are Male because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female because it's always getting hit on.

The Subway is Male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male because it hasn't changed much over the last 5000 years, but it's handy to have around.

The TV Remote Control is Female. Yes, you thought it would be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Ok, just to make sure you know, I love you guys, I am not male bashing, I was just passing along something I thought was amusing. Feel free to list any others you come up with. (Don't be cruel:)

cya later!

16 comments:

Fred said...

So, I'm a tire, eh? How do you explain all the hair on my head? :) Great list.

Lee Ann said...

Fred - Maybe you are a hammer....handy to have around!

BeckEye said...

Shoot...no William Hung. :)

mojoala said...

I've been tagged? How dare you!

Just kidding!

Lee Ann said...

BeckEye - There is still hope!

Mojo - Well, I think someone had to! hehe:)

Goan Pao said...

her are two more....

Kidneys - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

Swiss Army Knife - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of it's time just opening bottles.

The Husband said...

i have posted my comments on my blog.

Lee Ann said...

goan pao - those are good ones!

Carl - cool, I will check it out.

Dave Morris said...

Aargh! I've been tagged! Alright, I'll do it.

Meantime, I will say your list of genders was pretty fair and balanced. Kudos.

Lee Ann said...

Ah Dave - There you are...and thank you!

The Zombie Lama said...

darn, I can't tag ya back!!

;o)

Dave Morris said...

Okay, Lee Ann, I've responded. And damn you to hell for doing that to me! :) Paybacks are never fun.

May the gnats of a million oxen find good times in your ears.

BadGod said...

Dude, gnats suck.

ticharu said...

Evedently being tagged is better than being flagged in some dialects...
Thanks for the laugh!

Lee Ann said...

Zombie - sorry :)

Dave - see it wasn't that bad

Ticharu - I guess, I don't know what being flagged is!

Dave Morris said...

Lee Ann, "Reaper" is one of my all time favs. In fact, I have all those songs except Green Day on my iPod.