Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Amazing ....! oops sorry ;)

Well, what I would love to tell all of you about is my amazing boyfriend and the amazing.....(Oh, sorry, I got carried away). Since I won't be telling you about that, I ask all of you....
Have you ever sighted an idiot?
Don't you just have to wonder about some people? It simply amazes me that these people actually walk among us....and they reproduce!
I don't personally know any of these people that were sighted. Perhaps you have seen them!


IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
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IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked
the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
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IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
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IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "down sizing," our manager commented cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
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IDIOT SIGHTING #6:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
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IDIOT SIGHTING #7:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."

29 comments:

Edge said...

Gene pool needs some chlorine, doesn't it?

~Jef

The Zombie Lama said...

Stupidity should be a crime.

Lee Ann said...

Hey Jef - You think that would do it? ahaha

Hey Zombie - If we didn't have stupdity there wouldn't be as much to laugh at!

Dave Morris said...

I am constantly looking for my sunglasses while wearing my sunglasses.

Perhaps I'll make your next list of stupid people! haha

mofo said...

I think Idioty #6 has about a dozen relatives in my office.

mofo said...

..and I am the idioty that can't spell idiot.

Lee Ann said...

Hey Dave - Sorry to say, that is not stupidity....it is age! hahhaha (sorry, couldn't resist), still luv ya :)

Hey Mofo - I am sorry for you! That is one place they seem to migrate to ~ the workplace!

Lee Ann said...

That's ok mofo, that is funny....lmao

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Can't let those types running around loose; gotta have order. Freedom and liberty are for chumps.

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Kay Ray said...

I have to agree with the idot comment!! I do have blonde moments from time to time but COME ON NOW!!!

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Fred said...

LOL - my kids just asked why I was laughing so loud.

Lee Ann said...

Hahaha, I have to laugh at the spammer 7472. Doubt I will need his product!

Hey Kay Ray - a "little blonde" is fine....but we at least get a laugh from some of those intelligent challenged people!

Hey Fred - Laughing is good for the soul. We must thank them.

Brooks said...

Have you heard the idiot story that made the e-mail rounds years ago about the dumbass that called tech support about his drink holder breaking -- referring to the CD drive in his computer. nice!

BadGod said...

I have had "half idiot" moments before--At a drive up ATM at one of my bank branches, the machine has a keypad with Braile (sp?). I almost thought out loud "Why the fuck would a blind guy need to use this ATM? He shouldn't be driving!"

I caught myself before I said it to my friend. Still feel stupid.

robmcj said...

Very funny.

If I didn't mind doocing myself, I would tell you about some idiotic clients at work.

Lee Ann said...

Hey echeevo72 - no, I never heard that one, sounds hilarious.

Hey badgod - I have seen that braile at the ATM...almost gottcha didn't it:)

Hey robmcj - haha, you should share with us sometime. Thanks for stopping by!

mojoala said...

lol jef, or maybe the Gene Pool needs some filtration.

hmmmmm, the zombie lama appears to be suffering from some type of mutated stupidity, should be a crime? indeed!

dave morris I do that to!

#1 I actually heard someone say that.

#2 does that one really qualify, I only know of Iceberg and Romaine. There are several other types of lettuce. Minimal could of a been a lettuce type....

otherwise all others are legit sightings!

lol! nice laugh!

Becky said...

LOL, too funny, those are good ones!

ticharu said...

I sympathise with the idiot. There but for the grace of God go I, and believe me, I've been there a few times!

Lee Ann said...

Hey Mojo - I know, these are funny!

Hey Rebecca - a good laugh is needed sometimes.

Hey Ticharu - I'm sorry....I sometimes laugh at myself!

Alecia said...

OMG - I feel so priviledged to have read this today. You made my day, seriously. This was hilarious.

You rock.

A

Lee Ann said...

Hey Alecia - Thanks, you rock too! Thanks for stopping by!

Spinning Girl said...

Funniest!

Rob Seifert said...

Hehe They are everywhere!

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