Amazing ....! oops sorry ;)

Well, what I would love to tell all of you about is my amazing boyfriend and the amazing.....(Oh, sorry, I got carried away). Since I won't be telling you about that, I ask all of you....
Have you ever sighted an idiot?
Don't you just have to wonder about some people? It simply amazes me that these people actually walk among us....and they reproduce!
I don't personally know any of these people that were sighted. Perhaps you have seen them!


IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
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IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked
the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
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IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
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IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "down sizing," our manager commented cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
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IDIOT SIGHTING #6:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
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IDIOT SIGHTING #7:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."