A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar having a few drinks.
While they’re sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and let’s her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar:
A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth
and finally you drink the lime juice.
So the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue - salty but ok.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
He thinks - this is ok.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it….
At one second the sharp lime taste hits,
at two seconds the Baileys curdles,
at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.
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She smiles widely at him and says "So, how did you like it ?" It’s called "Blow Job"
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21 comments:
I guess you have to accept what's coming in this life! Hotboy
LOL, that is hillarious!!!!
Good thing Rasta doesn't drink!
**peace and hugs to you Babygirl**
Must be a "girly" drink, sounds disgusting to me... ;)
i like suprising the girl by not informing her when i'm about to explode in her mouth.
I've heard it called a "cement mixer," but a girl I know started calling it a "semen mixer" and I got the definite impression she didn't like oral sex.
And by printing this on your blog, it's pretty clear your opinions on the subject, too! haha!
;)
hotboy ~ you are right about that!
myutopia ~ glad it brought a smile to your face.
Rasta ~ I know, you get much more mellow! ;)
~peace and hugs from babygirl Rasta
OB ~ I had not heard of it before, but anything curdled couldn't be good!
Carl ~ Oh, I love surprises!
Dave ~ Semen mixer...haha, that is good! Actually, it can be really g...wait a minute, I can't talk about this! ;)
Ew!! He swallowed!!
Bleh.
LOL! Ah yes, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I eat a lot of fruit. Mine tastes better.
Damasta ~ haha, you are funny!
Ellen ~ Oh yes, that is a good one.
Cappy ~ Hey! I am glad to see you, I have missed you. Glad you came over to the Castle.
Jiggsy ~ Oh, I like fruit....yummy!
LMAO, justice is served!
Becky ~ :)
This is why the government needs to pass stricter legislation against snowboarding. You think that makes no sense?!
That's just one opinion. Opinions are like onions, sans the mans from pans to danse.
ROFL!
You girls should think yourselves lucky :-)
rick ~ YES!
wdky ~ Of course we do, at least I do! ;)
LOL funny!!
Trucker ~ love your smile! ;)
Jef ~ You must be eating a lot of fruit! ;)
LOL
Rob ~ :)
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