Wednesday, March 29, 2006

What is Your Chinese Symbol?


which chinese symbol are you?
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Since we are talking Chinese, here are some amusing Chinese proverbs:

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


Saur♥Kraut said...

Funny! I got "Love" too, but it says that only 36% of the people got it. So what are the other choices?

Shannon said...

My results were...


3127 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 26538 times.
12% of people had this result.

Funny stuff hehehe

angel, jr. said...

I got wind.
How are the workouts going? I'm up to a light jog on the treadmill. And I'm making it through kickboxing without panting.

truckdriver_sefl said...

Wow pretty cool stuff!

I was Love as well:-}

Have a wonderful day Lee Ann!

AndyW said...

I'm the......

Bathroom Hippo said...


Wait till I tell Phil I'm Fire. He'll be all...."You're FIRED!"

Lee Ann said...

Saur ~ Oh, we are the same. I am not sure, hopefully we will find out what some of the others are.

Shannon ~ You've got spirit, yes you've got spirit... That is a good one! ;)

Angel ~ Wind....Looks like we are already getting some different answers. Workouts are going well. I am up to 50 min. on the treadmill and 80 crunches. Maybe one day I will be doing the kickboxing! Great job Angel.

Trucker ~ I think I would have guessed you are love! Have a great day :)

Andy ~ Wind, you are breezy like Angel!

Hippo ~ Oh don't worry Hippo, you won't be are too cute.

Glibbidy said...

I got fire

ROTFL as a result of those proverbs.

hotboy said...

Fire.I turned out to be a self-centred, self absorbed basturn. I have friends (so did Al Capone!), but everyone is scared of me. Brilliant! Me to a tee! Unfortunately, said nothing about becoming rich novelist. Well, you shouldn't get everything!Hotboy

Menzies Milngavie III said...

I say!

The proverb which makes most sense is: "War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left."

Only too true in this part of the world.


The Husband said...

i can't wait to see your breasts tomorrow...uh, i mean half naked thursday.

Booty J Patrol said...

Dude, that's not cool. I got Fire, which basically boils down to: "You're a prick and no one likes you." :(

Lee Ann said...

Glib ~ Fire! That is hot!

Hotboy ~ Another Fire! I do think you will end up a rich novelist!

MMIII ~ Yes, that is a good one!

Carl ~ OH! You are a bad boy Carl Spackler!

Booty ~ Well, it is not accurate then because I like you. We have a lot of Fire's in this group!!! ;)

DaMasta said...


LMAO @ "man who stand on toilet, high on pot."


Heather said...


You are into all what the world is about. you believe in people's rights and freedom. You have your own sense of style and don't care what other people think of it.

Yep, that's me.

Lisa said...

My result was "wind". Thanks for sharing :-)

Ellen said...

I'm a *wind* person. Hmmmm, interesting to say the least.

jiggs said...

I got earth. Here's another ancient chinese proverb:

man who cooks carrots and pees in same pot not hygienic.

Dave Morris said...

I am WIND.

On the question about what you'd like most as a super power, I answered to control the wind.

Of course I was referring to the time just after a heaping bowl of chili.

Lee Ann said...

Damasta ~ Yay for Spirit! I love that proverb too!

Heather ~ Wind, oh, that is great!

Lisa ~ Another Wind...glad you came over Lisa.

Ellen ~ 3 in a row! I think that is like you, don't you? Haha...I only know you from here, so I can not be the best judge.

Jiggs ~ Earth, you are the first Earth over here, I believe. Jiggs, that is a good one!

Lee Ann said...

Dave ~ haha...that is perfect!

robmcj said...

Turns out I am "BEER DOG". Then I did it again, and I came out the same as you. "LOVE"

Lee Ann said...

Rob ~ I think I could have figured you were the same as me!

Hale McKay said...

"Man who go to bed with sex problem, wake up with solution in hand." - An oldie I remembered.

Lee Ann said...

Hale ~ Hey! That is a good one...haha. Nice to see you over here, I hope you will come over more often.