Monday, April 17, 2006

Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called....they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory....some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me".

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be put by itself.

Hang up and drive!!


Phats said...

These are hilarious thanks for sharing, I really liked the first one, that was my favorite! :)

boo said...

nice ones :) lol@meaningful overnight relationship

hotboy said...

Only two comments! It's just after ten in the morning here in Scotland. Do you post during the night shift? Great stickers though. Thanks for such a cheering post! Hotboy

Ellen said...

Absolutely hilarious.... and most so true! I'm not a fan of putting bumper stickers on my car, but love to read them on the other cars. However, I might alter that rule for me after reading the one about slamming on my brakes. Just too many people who like to follow too closely on the road nowadays, and I'd like to give them a reason to back off without actually having to slam on my brakes.

Saur♥Kraut said...

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. my fave! :D

Shannon said...

The erection one was sooo funny LMAO!! Ahhhh I love a good laugh on a Monday morning... =)

(Pssst Noooo I am not looking in the mirror, I save that for Wednesday's =)

AndyW said...

My favorite is "Hang up and Drive!"

Who is everyone in their car talking to anyway?

angel, jr. said...

I have one of those photographic memories, no film either.

Heather said...

Those are funny. Nice to start the week out chuckling.

DaMasta said...

"your rediculous little opinion has been noted"

Ha! I might actually use that one.. hmm...


Thanks for sharing, have a great day, Lee Ann!

sabatkes said...

I need the hang up and drive one! I have a sticker that says "We're all in this together" and in small print, it says "except you- your'e a dick".Got that from my good friends at Chunklet magazine.

Lee Ann said...

phats ~ Yes, that is good. I cannot decide which one I like best.

Boo ~ oh yes very meaningful, right? ;)

hotboy ~ I posted early and went to bed! It is fun to start a week with cheer!

Ellen ~ I am like you, no bumper stickers for me, but they are funny to read!

Saur ~ I thought you would like that one! haha

Shannon ~ haha...I know!

Andy ~ Exactly!

Angel ~ Isn't that one the truth!

Heather ~ Glad it made you smile!

Damasta ~ I know, some of these could be good responses in conversation!

Sabatkes ~ Haha, that is too funny!

Gyrobo said...

"Build a fire for a man and he’s warm for a day; set fire to him and he’s warm for a lifetime."

Bathroom Hippo said...

"Pave the Rainforest"

is my favorite.

rastaman said...

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

Babygirl, good times abound at the beach, but Rasta likes the Castle a lot better. Happy Monday to ya.

**peace and hugs Babygirl.

Glibbidy said...

lol! One I would like to see is:
I want to move to theory, everything works in theory.

Tumbleweed said...

I like 'em a lot!

WDKY said...

"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."

I like THAT one.

jiggs said...

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

I like that one

Lee Ann said...

Gyro ~ I like being warm.

Hippo ~ Oh, sort of like the Paved Paradise!

Rasta ~ I like having you at the Castle Rasta!
~peace and hugs from Babygirl

Glib ~ Theoretically I would like to see that one too! ;)

Tumble ~ :) me too!

Wdky ~ Yes, that is something I would like to tell some people.

Jiggs ~ I knew you would like that one Jiggsy!

Spinning Girl said...

visualize whirled peas!

Barry said...

Love 'em

Lee Ann said...

SG ~ got it! :)

Barry ~ Hey! Thank you for stopping over here. I hope to see you again soon!

robmcj said...

"Hang up and drive!" - my favourite.

Nice song by Train.

Lee Ann said...

Rob ~ Train is one of my favorites! Have a great day!