Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.



The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several !
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.



The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know.

44 comments:

ticharu said...

Not!

Lee Ann said...

Tich ~ Good, that is really good to know! Seriously! :)

Shannon said...

Muahahahahaha.... I would have went with number 1.. b/c if someone gave me 5,000 dollars, you bet your sweet azz I would be getting a make over. Ok and yes I'd buy him socks or something too =P

truckdriver_sefl said...

Yep Lee Ann Sometimes we sure are!!

Have a great Tuesday!!

Cherry! said...

Ah well! That counts me out!

Osbasso said...

My grandfather told a variation of that joke to my youngest sister quite a few years ago. The first time he'd ever said anything remotely "off-color" to any of the grandchildren. Her reaction was priceless--one of the best memories of him that I've got! Thanks for bringing it back this morning!

Gyrobo said...

Interesting premise. Should be the basis for a blockbuster film.

AndyW said...

I would have been more impressed by the woman that gave the money back saying, "I don't need your money, I need you."

Can you hear the violins playing????

Lee Ann said...

Shannon ~ Of course you would have to buy him socks or something. Maybe a tie (Now that would be a great new outfit for him...just a tie)!

Trucker ~ haha...you have a great Tuesday too!

Cherry ~ Well, you are not out! I did run across someone in the blog world the other day that says he prefers flat tummies to big boobs!

Os ~ Hey Os! I would have loved to see her reaction...I love it when someone can surprise you like that.

Gyro ~ Oh, you are right...it would be!

Andy ~ I love that idea. I am a hopeless romantic.

Glibbidy said...

I'd say that, it's an accurate assessment.

angel, jr. said...

In defense of man, I had heard that the idea behind big boobs attraction stems from a survival instinct. Big boobs, means food for young. Man in order to survive must reproduce and the product of this act must survive. In order to survive they need, food, therefore the bigger the boobs, the sweeter the juice.
My workouts are going great. I'm up to jogging 3 miles on the treadmill with only slight wind. I'm working mainly on my upper arms and chest. I'm also trying to flatten this belly.
I hope your workouts are going just as well.

The Husband said...

thats so sexist. i can't stand all the male bashing that goes on today. jsut becuase i'm a white male doesn't mean i can't be a victim either. kind of like what whore on capitol hill claiming racism and shit.
where the hell is calzone.

spackler...OUT.

Lee Ann said...

Glib ~ Ah, so you do agree with that! ;)

Angel ~ Now, I really like that view. It makes complete sense, unless they are the manufactured kind (which have no bearing on feeding). Glad your workouts are going so well. Mine are getting better too.

Carl ~ Soooo, you don't like big boobs..haha, just say so! Oh, as far as male bashing, you won't see me bashing them...I love males. I am sorry if you feel like a victim, you know I love ya.
Sounds like you need a hug!
If you are looking for Calzone over here...I haven't seen him either.
:(

ticharu said...

I'd probably have to run away from all 3 of those chicks. Vain, materialistic and greedy. Not my cup of tea. I like Earthy girls who'd just hang onto 5 grand until they needed something important like some fruit trees or canning jars!

Lee Ann said...

Tich ~ I would have expected as much. You are my nature guy, aren't you!
I love that about you.

rastaman said...

Sounds something like a parable I heard once! Mmmmm.

Babygirl, Rasta likes them in all shapes and sizes ... all!

Got a song for you ...

Down at the church the flower girl sits. Legs innocent, apart.
I make the picture puzzle fit to start your heart.
Painted sister stopped beside. A word upon her saintly lip.
Perhaps admonishing the child inside the open slip.

I don't know where she might go when she runs home at night.
It's for the best: I wouldn't rest when I turned out the light.
No little flower girl singing in my troubled dream----
just an old man's model in a pose from a magazine.

I have touched that face a dozen times before. And I have let my pencil run.
Laid down washes on a foreign shore, under a hot and foreign sun.
My best sable brushes drift the soft inside of her arm.
Her chin I tilt, her breasts I lift. I mean no harm.

I close the door. She is no more until the next appointed hour.
Northeastern light push back the night: painted promises in store.
No little flower girl singing in my troubled dream----
just an old man's model in a pose from a magazine.

Down at the church my flower girl sits. Legs innocent, apart.
I make the picture puzzle fit to start your heart.
My golden sable brushes drift the soft inside of her arm.
Her chin I tilt, her breasts I lift. I mean no harm.
I mean no harm. I mean no harm.

Lee Ann said...

Hey Rasta...The Little Flower Girl.
My golden sable brushes drift the soft inside of her arm.
I see you enjoy Ian!
Babygirl loves your singing!

Polyman2 said...

Boobs, YEA!

Saur♥Kraut said...

No, really? I thought they loved us for our brains...

Henri Banks said...

Yeah andy was right it was number three ...or was it polyman2 Boooooobs. A girl with brain and boobs yeah that would be great !!

hotboy said...

Wasn't expecting that! Thanks! Cheered me up! Hotboy

TJ said...

lmao---that was the perfect setup, and thanks for the laugh this afternoon!

Lee Ann said...

Poly ~ Seriously? haha... I know, I know!

Saur ~ haha...really now, what is the fascination?

Henri ~ I have never seen the lady above you, but I do know her...she has brains. I have brains, and most everyone has seen me, so you make the decision on the other part of me. ;)

Hotboy ~ Oh, I am glad that gave you a laugh Hotboy!

TJ ~ I am glad you enjoyed that. I hope the rest of your day goes well.

jiggs said...

you're so wise. I really do like breasts.

OB Juan said...

you can always earn more money....so I agree with the mans decision...;)

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs ~ You can't fool me, I know what you like....you are a booty man!

Lee Ann said...

OB ~ So far the men (well most of the men) are saying that! ;)
Really, tell me, what the fascination is. ;)

Ellen said...

Silly question but... I wonder which one of the women had the big boobs?

DaMasta said...

yay! i have big boobs! i have big boobs!

Burning Stickman said...

Every once in a while a great truth is revealed...but this was not it. Of course us guys like boobs. Shit, I dream of boobs. Like that movie 40 Days and 40 Nights there are fields of boobs in my mind.

Bathroom Hippo said...



I love a tomato with melons.
That's why I come here.


Lee Ann said...

Ellen ~ Yeah, that is a good question!

Damasta ~ Hurray! hehe

Stickman ~ Fields of them...please tell me what the fascination is. The guys are not anwering that question! ;)

Hippo ~ hmmmm....tomato and melons! I will have to think about that one for a minute!

Henri Banks said...

Lee Ann i know you you got it all !!!

Lee Ann said...

Henri ~ You are adorable!

rastaman said...

Babygirl ... for you:

When your back's to the wall, and your luck is your all,
Then side with whoever you may.
Seek that which within lies waiting to begin
The fight of your life that is every day.


You are so pretty!

Alecia said...

It always comes back to the boobs...

I Am So Pretty said...

This is a lovely and delicious place!

WDKY said...

YOur just a cynic. I'd have gone for the one with the money :-

Lee Ann said...

Rasta ~ Oh thank you, I think War Child is my favorite of his albums.
~peace xo from Babygirl

Alecia ~ haha, they have a amazing power ;)

so pretty ~ thank you, so nice of you!

wdky ~ I think that would have been a good choice!

Semi-Celibate Man said...

In my case it would be the best ass. Same thing. Hysterical!

Lee Ann said...

Awww, an assman! *giggle*

An80sNut said...

And not a one decided to use the money towards implants. Guess they didn't know him well enough.

Lee Ann said...

an80snut ~ haha, maybe the first one got implants with her makeover and she was the one he picked. ;)

robmcj said...

Not all men. Some of us go for the best backside.