Monday, April 03, 2006

Pig or Lion?

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
~Hardly seems worth it.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
~Lucky pig.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
~I prefer a different method of burning calories! If you were a pig you would understand ;)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
~"uh, guys, I won't be in to work tomorrow...yeah, just can't hold off any longer!"

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
~How fun would that be, that would be like flying!

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
~Can you imagine the look on his face when he eats something that doesn't taste good?

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
~Do I want to be a pig or a lion? What about you?

Butterflies taste with their feet.
~Wow, wouldn't have expected they are so limber!

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
~What happens if they break their left hand and have to switch?

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
~Imagine if they could!

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
~That is not the only thing that glows under a black light!!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
~Well, have you seen how small their heads are?

Starfish have no brains.
~Neither does grass!

Polar bears are left-handed.
~Every single one of them? Is it a rule?

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
~Add that notion to the lion and the pig and what do you have?


hotboy said...

Men could learn a lot from lions. Hang around doing bugger all but eating, scratching and bonking. They don't have jobs. It's a drag when the young lions beat them up at the end, but all and all emulating the king of the beasts if the way to go if you're a joe. Hotboy

Becky said...

I have to say, the first one, that has to be inaccurate, I mean have you ever heard a woman scream at her husband, I'm sure it'd take much less yell than that to heat a cup of coffee!

Saur♥Kraut said...

Most of that was more than I'd ever want to know about the Animal Kingdom. Interesting about dolphins, though. Remind me not to go swimming about in a sleek gray wetsuit.

WDKY said...

I would absolutely never have sex with a dolphin. Pleasure or not.

AndyW said...

I want to know how much energy could be harnessed from a 30 minute orgasm.

Mr. Althouse said...

Starfish aren't the only animals without brains... rumor has it there is one in the Whitehouse!

If someone crossed a pig with a lion, there wouldn't be enough hours in the day...

I knew there was something about that look dolphins give each other ;"P

DaMasta said...

I'd rather be a pig! Sign me up for that!

A lot of things glow under a black light! Haven't they ever seen CSI?!

Glibbidy said...

How about a right handed lion?

Dave Morris said...

Those wicked, nasty pigs. I guess the orgasm has to last 30 minutes, since they probably don't get sex very often. (would you, if you smelled like that?)

Shannon said...

Poor catfish is all I can say lol... very interestinggggg =)

Lee Ann said...

Hotboy ~ I guess they have to have some fun in life, huh?

Becky ~ haha, Becky you are funny!

Saur ~ You are so right! ...*giggle*

wdky ~ Good, I am so glad to hear that! ;)

Lee Ann said...

Andy ~ I would too! wow!

Mike ~ Good ones...haha. You are right about the hours in a day...for a lion and a pig...not nearly enough!

Damasta ~ I choose pig too! ;)

Glib ~ hmmmm...trouble! haha

Lee Ann said...

Dave ~ I have never seen a pig up close, but I imagine they smell bad. I would like to be able to do that...and smell like me! ;)

Shannon ~ haha, yes, very interesting!

Heather said...

I'll take the door number one, Jenn. Pig over lion and dolphin any day.

truckdriver_sefl said...

Wow the intresting things you can learn on a Monday afternoon!!

Lucky pig!!!

Have a great day Lee Ann:-}

Ellen said...

Ewwww.... the cockroach fact is, without a doubt, veeery creepy!
I suppose that also includes their cousins the palmettos, and water bugs.... Ewwwwwww......
Thank God for pest control!

And some lions mate over 50 times a day? No wonder they sleep the rest of the time.

Henri Banks said...

one Question.... what does a Lee Ann?

Louis said...

I'm going to Mexico for a pig gland implant.

Christophe said...

Okay that was funny

Bathroom Hippo said...

Never use listerine as warming lotion while making love.

jiggs said...

I don't think I would want to be a lion! It would be exhausting. I mean with each encounter lasting up to an hour, I would have no time for sleep or eating (food).

Also, I think there is a species of chimp that copulates for pleasure. I believe it's the bonobo. They do it all the time from what i hear.


50 times in a day for lions??? That is almost double my personal best.

boo said...

i wanabe a dolpiglion :p

Lee Ann said...

Heather ~ I am with you on this one!

Trucker ~ haha..enjoy your day!

Ellen ~ I know, I find cockroaches to be very creepy!

Henri ~ *giggle*

Lee Ann said...

Louis ~ Hey now there is an idea!

Christophe ~ Cool! Glad you stopped over :)

Hippo ~ OOOOHHHH! I will keep that in mind, thank you Hippo!

Jiggs ~ Haha, I understood the food thing! A Bonobo...hmmmm almost sounds like they would! ;)

Jon ~ Wow! How fun!

Boo ~ Ok, now that had me giggling out loud!

Neo said...

Lee Ann - 50 times a day!!?

OMG! It would fall off!


Peace & Hugs,

- Neo

Lee Ann said...

Neo ~ Hey you! I know, that would be a little rough wouldn't it! Poor lioness!
~ xo

rastaman said...

Babygirl ... had to be away today ... I'm back and in the moat just now, singing for ya ...

Sitting on a park bench --
Eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Sun streaking cold --
An old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
The only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
As he bends to pick a dog-end --
He goes down to the bog
And warms his feet.

Feeling alone --
The army’s up the rode
Salvation à la mode and
A cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend --
Don’t start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see, it’s only me.
Do you still remember
December’s foggy freeze --
When the ice that
Clings on to your beard is
Screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
With deep-sea-diver sounds,
And the flowers bloom like
Madness in the spring.

Lee Ann said...

OH, Rasta....Aqualung. I saw Jethro Tull in concert...
Ian Anderson is quite a showman. He is one of my all time favorites along with you!

There once was a dragon that swam in my moat. He hasn't been around in a while, but just a heads up in case you see a lot of splashing around. He likes to do cannonballs.

Keep on singing Rasta, I love the serenade.
~ peace xo from Babygirl

Alecia said...

I'm disagreeing with the very last statement. Studies have been done to show that Bonobo monkeys do indeed, have sex for pleasure and not just for procreation. Why you ask, have such assumptions been made? Because Bonobos are a randy crowd. They have sex, A LOT, and, with all kinds of partners. There's some lesbian and gay Bonobo lovin being had.

That's just a little 411 for all of you. Hehe.

Lee Ann said...

Alecia ~ Yes, that is what I hear, but I didn't know they were gay too! Interesting!

robmcj said...

Hotboy's up early again today.

I wish I had read the bit about yelling before my latest post.

I'd be a pig. But I hate to disappoint you about your preferred calorie burning method, but here on the UnHeard Of Islands that only applies to males. Or are American females more energetic perhaps?

I salute your research project on black light. I hope it didn't make a terrible mess.

I switched mouse hands when I got RSi, but I should have realised it was going to shorten my life.

Henri Banks said...

Goood answer ;-)

Lee Ann said...

Rob ~ So that only applies to the guys, eh? ;)
As far as the black light, I saw a show on tv once that allowed viewers to see what the black light could see!
Naaa...I don't think it will truly shorten your life. ;)

Henri ~ ;)