Pig or Lion?

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
~Hardly seems worth it.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
~O.M.G.!

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
~Lucky pig.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!
~Creepy

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
~I prefer a different method of burning calories! If you were a pig you would understand ;)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
~"uh, guys, I won't be in to work tomorrow...yeah, just can't hold off any longer!"

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
~How fun would that be, that would be like flying!

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
~Can you imagine the look on his face when he eats something that doesn't taste good?

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
~Do I want to be a pig or a lion? What about you?

Butterflies taste with their feet.
~Wow, wouldn't have expected they are so limber!

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
~What happens if they break their left hand and have to switch?

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
~Imagine if they could!

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
~That is not the only thing that glows under a black light!!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
~Well, have you seen how small their heads are?

Starfish have no brains.
~Neither does grass!

Polar bears are left-handed.
~Every single one of them? Is it a rule?

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
~Add that notion to the lion and the pig and what do you have?