Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Come on lines....

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You're like Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Can I have fries with that shake!

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

I'd look good on you.

When does your centerfold come out?

So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

You have nice legs. What time do they open?

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

Be honest....have you ever used any of these? If so, which one(s)?
Do you have a good one that you don't see here?


Alistair! said...

Maaaan! You been looking through my diaries again Lee Ann? I've used all of those at least once! Some of them even worked? ( But she was a brain dead bimbo who was 60 and had none of her own teeth..Hey! Any port in a storm yada yada yada)

~gkw said...

hmmm, don't think so, but would any of them work? If so, let me know which one! :)

Becky said...

Great Post! I've had a guy use the line, or try to use the line, "Did it hurt?, when? when you fell from heaven.... Pisssshhhhaww, lol

Forty_Two said...

A co-worker of mine who lost the front half of his left foot in Iraq used to joke that he had a foot-and-a-half. I don't think it got him laid but at least he retained his sense of humor.

truckdriver_sefl said...

LOL!! Great list Lee Ann!

I saw this guy one time that really had this tee shirt that said "FCK the only thing missing is you" LOL

Have a great day!

Lee Ann said...

Alistair ~ Sorry, I didn't think you would mind if I kept your anonymity! :)

gkw ~ ok! Thanks for coming by, good to see you.

Becky ~ Awww...well, did it work? haha

42 ~ Wow, that is sad, but sounds like he is a great guy! Good for him.

Trucker ~ Oh my gosh, that is too much! Have a great day!

Edge said...

I guess this is why I never got many dates. I never used any of these. But I guess, "Can I feel your breasts," doesn't work either. I always just said, "Hi, I'm Jef."


Bathroom Hippo said...

Hey babyface,

I'm considering getting a membership to Golds Gym. What say yee? I wonder how much they are.

JLee said...

hilarious! I like these:
"I like every bone in your body especially mine" and the one about "tickling your bellybutton from the inside"..HA

JLee said...

I know a guy that would just ask "wanna have sex" and he asked so many times, one would eventually say "yes"!

Foto Man said...

' Wanna f--k ? always work for me .
I dont wanna waste my and her time , ya know !

Lee Ann said...

Jef ~ I think that probably works best!

Hippo ~ Hey sweet hippo. Oh I think you would like it.
I don't know if they differ across the country, it is probably around $50/mo. :)
Hey, then we can work out together!!!!

Jlee ~ Those are some good ones! Tickling...sounds cute in a perverse way.
So perseverance pays off! ;)

Lee Ann said...

Foto ~ Ahhhh, the direct route works best for you!
No games...good!

angel, jr. said...

I've thought about using a couple of those at times.

Violet said...

My personal fave:

"You wanna get a pizza and fuck?..." (*Surprised look*) "What? You don't like pizza?"

john said...

My friend used this line when the movie ' Bone Collector ' was showing
' Are you a bone collector ? My boner is ready for collection !

Lee Ann said...

Angel ~ Come on, tell us which ones!
More importantly, did they work? :)

Violet ~ haha...yes, that would provoke a surprised look if nothing else!

John ~ Hey now that is pretty original! ;)

The Husband said...

whats wrong with "lets go fuck"

that always works for me.

ticharu said...

I've never needed a come-on line! *wink wink*

Cinderella said...

Hmmmm, if you were a bag of chips and I was a battery, you'd be FRITO LAY AND I'D BE EVER READY...

Noooo, it didn't work haha

hotboy said...

Been with the same woman since the Ark was a few trees in the forest! Hotboy

amera hearts said...

i'm having a bad day.

oh and for some reason i find that guy fromt he fray hot. i wrote about it a while back. he's not normally my type, but yeah, he's hot!

Lee Ann said...

Carl ~ I am impressed!

Tich ~ I am sure you haven't! ;)

Shan ~ haha, good one, and I am not surprised it didn't! ;)

Lee Ann said...

Hotboy ~ You are so good!

Amera ~ Sorry you are having a bad day. I am glad you got a little enjoyment over here. Yes, something about him.... ;)

rastaman said...

Babygirl ... are you a parking ticket? LOL

Peace and hugs to you Babygirl ... you are so beautiful!

Lucy Stern said...

Those "pick up" lines are pretty crude and they would never have worked on me.

Phats said...

I have but I am not telling which, and I was much younger and dumber when I did.

A nice lady like you would never fall for such lines anyway!

The Appalachianist said...

Lee Ann, Where did you find those? Of course they work best while imitating Keith Richards. It's something about the "is he dead or alive?" thing that gets them every time.

Fred said...

I've never been one to use a line. I wonder what would have happened if I did?

Fame said...

ROFLMAO!! Oh my.....thanks for the laugh.

Lee Ann said...

Rasta ~ *giggle*
thank you Rasta man
~peace and hugs

Lucy ~ Good for you girl! Thanks for stopping by, hope you will come by more often.

Phats ~ You are right and thank you for that. I still find it very amusing!

Lee Ann said...

App ~ Haha...yes, that makes it funnier!

Fred ~ Well, since you are married, you might not want to try it, unless it is with your wife. In that case, let me know if it works! :)

Fame ~ My pleasure, always good to see you lady!

Jason said...

You were in my dreams last night and I owe you some money. ;-)

Lee Ann said...

Jason ~ Oh really?....and why do you owe me money...I must hear more!

jiggs said...

I like this one: You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

One of my favorite lines is: "those are great socks! can I try them on after we have sex?"

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs ~ Haha, those are great!
I am positive they would work for you.

Lee Ann said...

Jason ~ I guess your line works! :)

BovineGoddess said...

HA!! Great list!!
I've always liked "that shirt looks very becoming on you. if i was on you, i'd be coming too!"

Oh, and I like "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

Lee Ann said...

goddess ~ Oh wow, that is great! You got me laughing aloud! Thanks for stopping by, I hope you will come by more often.