Wednesday, September 06, 2006

What'd you say?

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them,
"In vet medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention."




:D

Happy Hump day everyone!
~xo

32 comments:

Foto Man said...

Ha,ha,ha . Fooled you ,said the Prof !

honkeie2 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA that wass tooo much for this time in the morning lol

truckdriver_sefl said...

Thats just like and Aggie!! LOL!!

Have a great day Lee Ann!

2 Dollar Productions said...

This was a particularly unfair test because I could easily believe that happening at A&M, and some of my good friends went there.

I'll have to verify this story for complete accuracy with them.

Lee Ann said...

Foto ~ It certainly was a good lesson for listening wasn't it!

Honkeie ~ Haha, almost too much for anytime.

Trucker ~ Hope you have a good day too Trucker man.

2 Dollar Prod ~ I think I could see this happening at any school. Definitely a lesson in this.
Glad you stopped by, hope you come by again.

Ellen said...

Goes to show you that it does pay to pay attention. Ewwwww.... what a lesson though!

coach said...

..and the irate Students chopped the Prof in tiny pcs. and fed his remains to the dead cow forcibly .Now , that I see happening !
It's a terrific story , Lee Ann .

angel, jr. said...

Hilarious!!
I heard the same joke in medical school, only it involved a urine sample.
Funny either way though.

The Appalachianist said...

That was disgusting, LOL.:)

Lee Ann said...

Ellen ~ I know, there are almost no words for it!

Coach ~ Thanks Coach!

Angel ~ I know, lesson well learned!

App ~ hehe *giggle*

The Husband said...

i want to hump you on hump day.

Edge said...

Do the humpty hump! Dumb Aggies!

~Jef

Dave Morris said...

Gotta pay closer attention. I think that guy taught MY biology class...

Lee Ann said...

Carl ~ haha...hump...think about the word! Strange.
We have a speed hump in the parking lot at work. It is not a speed bump, but a speed hump!
I missed you.

Jef ~ Show me how! ;)

Dave ~ My biology teacher was just like that too!

Gyrobo said...

This is why I've never gone to medical school.

BKS said...

So THATS what they meant in vet school......hmmmm I dozed off I guess....oh wait I never went to vet school haha.....good story Lee Ann and thanks for riding along with me.....sorry about the windblown hair haha.

Brad

Cinderella said...

Hahaha I love the nasty jokes hehe..that was great...where do you find this stuff? You make me proud lol

MyUtopia said...

Lol, funny stuff.

MyUtopia said...

Link to Katie Couric's first broadcast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfk8VbhOyT0

Lee Ann said...

Gyro ~ I understand! :)

Brad ~ Thanks...oh yes, it was fun!

Shan ~ Glad to make you proud!

Myutopia ~ Thanks! I will go check it out.

JLee said...

hahaha...I guess they learned that lesson the hard way!

jiggs said...

i do that switching finger trick all the time. like i'll lick my pointer finger and then use my middle finger to fix my eyebrows. then people think I'm using my spit to fix them.

Lee Ann said...

Jlee ~ you are right! :)

Jiggs ~ Haha, you little tricky trickster. I heart you Jiggs.

amera hearts said...

ha! that was pretty funny!

hotboy said...

Who'd be a vet? Injecting animals with water and taking squillions of bucks! Me! Hotboy

Spinning Girl said...

Ew!

Lee Ann said...

Amera ~ Yeah, funny and gross!

Hotboy ~ Me too! ;)

SG ~ I know! ;)

jamwall said...

ever do that with regular live people on the street?

me neither...

sans said...

ha ha, what a super prank. is that a true story?

Lee Ann said...

Jams ~ No, I have never tried it before. It's just nasty, isn't it!

Sans ~ I have tried to verify if it is true or not, but have not had any luck. Terrible if so, right!
Glad you stopped over, hope you will come by more often.

robmcj said...

Good one!

Lee Ann said...

Rob ~ haha