First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them,
"In vet medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention."
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Happy Hump day everyone!
~xo
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Ha,ha,ha . Fooled you ,said the Prof !
HAHAHAHAHAHA that wass tooo much for this time in the morning lol
Thats just like and Aggie!! LOL!!
Have a great day Lee Ann!
This was a particularly unfair test because I could easily believe that happening at A&M, and some of my good friends went there.
I'll have to verify this story for complete accuracy with them.
Foto ~ It certainly was a good lesson for listening wasn't it!
Honkeie ~ Haha, almost too much for anytime.
Trucker ~ Hope you have a good day too Trucker man.
2 Dollar Prod ~ I think I could see this happening at any school. Definitely a lesson in this.
Glad you stopped by, hope you come by again.
Goes to show you that it does pay to pay attention. Ewwwww.... what a lesson though!
..and the irate Students chopped the Prof in tiny pcs. and fed his remains to the dead cow forcibly .Now , that I see happening !
It's a terrific story , Lee Ann .
Hilarious!!
I heard the same joke in medical school, only it involved a urine sample.
Funny either way though.
That was disgusting, LOL.:)
Ellen ~ I know, there are almost no words for it!
Coach ~ Thanks Coach!
Angel ~ I know, lesson well learned!
App ~ hehe *giggle*
i want to hump you on hump day.
Gotta pay closer attention. I think that guy taught MY biology class...
Carl ~ haha...hump...think about the word! Strange.
We have a speed hump in the parking lot at work. It is not a speed bump, but a speed hump!
I missed you.
Jef ~ Show me how! ;)
Dave ~ My biology teacher was just like that too!
This is why I've never gone to medical school.
So THATS what they meant in vet school......hmmmm I dozed off I guess....oh wait I never went to vet school haha.....good story Lee Ann and thanks for riding along with me.....sorry about the windblown hair haha.
Brad
Hahaha I love the nasty jokes hehe..that was great...where do you find this stuff? You make me proud lol
Lol, funny stuff.
Link to Katie Couric's first broadcast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfk8VbhOyT0
Gyro ~ I understand! :)
Brad ~ Thanks...oh yes, it was fun!
Shan ~ Glad to make you proud!
Myutopia ~ Thanks! I will go check it out.
hahaha...I guess they learned that lesson the hard way!
i do that switching finger trick all the time. like i'll lick my pointer finger and then use my middle finger to fix my eyebrows. then people think I'm using my spit to fix them.
Jlee ~ you are right! :)
Jiggs ~ Haha, you little tricky trickster. I heart you Jiggs.
ha! that was pretty funny!
Who'd be a vet? Injecting animals with water and taking squillions of bucks! Me! Hotboy
Ew!
Amera ~ Yeah, funny and gross!
Hotboy ~ Me too! ;)
SG ~ I know! ;)
ever do that with regular live people on the street?
me neither...
Jams ~ No, I have never tried it before. It's just nasty, isn't it!
Sans ~ I have tried to verify if it is true or not, but have not had any luck. Terrible if so, right!
Glad you stopped over, hope you will come by more often.
Good one!
Rob ~ haha
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