Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Is there one that fits your mood?

1. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

23 comments:

Fred said...

These are great. On this particular day, I'd have to go with #25. Life is too good right now.

ticharu said...

I forgot I was suppose to pick one...

rastaman said...

Babygirl, HONK from the beach, lol. Peace and hugs to you!

Tich ... nice to see you!

Becky said...

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments."

I couldn't settle on just one for myself. Then again, I could vary from one to another all day long... Lots of good stuff here though!

Shannon said...

'Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?'

I often wondered that very same thing...=)

hehe

angel, jr. said...

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. I've always planned my spontaneous events.

Perplexio said...

I think this one is my favorite:

12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

It's got a rather beta-male vibe to it.

Violet said...

The lost in thought one fits me most of the time. I'll be in the middle of a conversation and start thinking about something else entirely. People give me funny looks when I ask them what it was we were talking about.

Roboshrub Incorporated said...

The speed of dark is actually the same as the speed of light. Darkness just has a head start.

Lee Ann said...

Fred ~ I am glad life is going so well for you now!

Tich ~ That's ok Tich, glad to see you.

Rasta ~ Beep beep back to you Rasta *giggle*
Peace and hugs from babygirl

Lee Ann said...

Becky ~ Haha, those are good ones!

Shannon ~ Really! me too! ;)

Angel ~ Oh definitely! That is for those of us that have a tendancy of OCD.

Lee Ann said...

Perplexio ~ Yes, it does...seems fitting, does it?
Glad to see you here.

Violet ~ Don't feel alone with that! haha

Roboshrub ~ Well, maybe darkness is trying to catch up!

Ellen said...

For those suffering from #33, I found a brain store that sells them for 25 cents. Such a deal!

I loved all of these... and sadly realize that most are true.

Thanks for sharing!

BKS said...

numbers 13 and 16 seem to fit me quite well lol.......btw another nap planned quite shortly since you were a bit late for the previous one ;)

Brad

Lee Ann said...

Ellen ~ Oh that is good!

Bks ~ Sounds wonderful!

The Appalachianist said...

Thank You, Lee Ann, that was inspiriational

Lee Ann said...

Hey App ~ I was just thinking about you. Glad you came over!

robmcj said...

#5 coincides nicely with my next planned post

#11 I've heard before, and is very true

#19 is my motto

#25 ditto

Goodnight Lee Ann.

jiggs said...

i like this one: How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Lee Ann said...

Rob ~ Yes, I always like to plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Jiggs ~ Hey, I like that one too!

MyUtopia said...

We have this hanging up at the bathroom at work : )

DaMasta said...

Ok, I love this post!
I'm going to pick this one:

10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Yup.. having to deal with stoopid people this week! Help!

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