My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat.
Sorry! Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.
How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.
Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here.
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
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Love those!! hehehe!!
Have a great day Lee Ann!
Nike ~ You are right! ;)
Trucker ~ I thought they were amusing too.
Have a great day Trucker.
Jef ~ Exactly! haha
Have a good day Jef
I'd like to give one of this to my mother in law !
Could you imagine if Hallmark had indeed put cards out like that?
I WISH there was a card company that made those cards! Those were soooo great! Most of my friends know I'd probably say something like that to them anyway! LOL
Great post!
Foto ~ Oh really?! ;)
Angel ~ Yes, they would come under the heading of "Angry Cards"!
gkw ~ That would be funny...new little novelty item!
hahah...hilarious! the second one reminds me of "Talladega Nights" lol
Did you ever watch Family Guy??
I love that show!! There was one episode where they were looking at cards..and the one guy says..
"Do you have a card for herpes?"
The guy looks, he then says..
"Yes! It says..."Sorry I accidently gave you herpes"
The other guys says..
"That's all you have is accidently?"
Hahaha, wouldn't it be great if they made cards for that kinda stuff? hehe
That still cracks me up! =P
guy* says...sorry I got excited over that =P
that post made me smile:)
those are mean...but funny!
cinderella - i love family guy!
Jlee ~ Really...I have not seen that movie. Was it good?
Shannon ~ Yes, I have seen that show. It DOES sound like something from that show. :)
In2deep ~ I am glad it gave you a smile. Thank you for stopping over here. I hope you will come by more often.
Sans ~ No, I didn't write them. Help yourself! :)
Amera ~ I know, they are mean. It would be wild if there really were these types of cards!
Ouch! I was trying to think of another good one, but I don't feel like being mean right now. What the hell is wrong with me?
how about...
"happy birthday uncle dad!"
Jason ~ There is nothing wrong with that!
Jams ~ OOOOOHHHHHHH! hahaha
They should really sell these cards. someone would make a bundle.
haha this were funny, I would like to send these to some people, where can i buy the cards?
Great Lee Ann. My favourite is "I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here"
Jiggs ~ You are right! I thought so too.
Phats ~ I don't know, but you have to imagine that some novelty store has to have something like this. ;)
Rob ~ That is a good one! Hope your trip is going well. :)
Those are a riot.
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