Friday, June 23, 2006

It's NOT "Polly Want a Cracker"!

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
"New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith!"

Have a great weekend!
~xo

17 comments:

Osbasso said...

Damn! I didn't see that one coming! (or did the parrott just say that?)

You have a good weekend too!

MyUtopia said...

That is hilarious, what a way to end the week! Thanks for sharing

greenacres said...

Very funny, I hope you have a great weekend!

truckdriver_sefl said...

Oh my!!

Poor Kieth........busted!

Have a fantastic weekend Lee Ann!

Otis said...

Lee Ann, that was too funny.

Big Mama said...

That was good! LOL! Thanks for the laugh.

coach said...

smart bird !too smart for poor keith. have a great weekend !

Dave Morris said...

Nice. Very good.

I have had all kinds of trouble getting your blog to load for the last couple of days. Glad it finally worked!!!

Have a great weekend.

Ellen said...

Thanks for the giggle... a great way to start off the weekend.

Stay cool, and have a terrific weekend!

hotboy said...

That was a good one!Habe great weekend, Lee Ann! Hotboy

Killdare said...

Uh oh!

jamwall said...

happy weekend lee ann!

boo said...

lmao. have a great weekend {{lee ann}}

WDKY said...

That's very funny. I'm still getting over your retirememnt from you know what, but have a lovely weekend x

Fred said...

Keith is having a lousy weekend.

gloria jean said...

Oh, that is so wrong!! Hahahaha!!!!

robmcj said...

Good one Lee Ann.