Wednesday, June 07, 2006

A spliffy koala

A koala is sitting up in a gum tree, smoking a joint...

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Whoa dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"


Fred said...

Good one. At least the croc didn't eat the lizard.

Ellen said...

I could actually hear the voices of Cheech and Chong when reading this joke. Very funny!

Spencer said...

Funny I loved it!

Mr. Althouse said...

That's good. Here's another one:

A rabbit comes hopping along through the forest and sees an elephant drinking a bottle of whiskey. He says, "Hey Mr. Elephant, drinking is bad, it'll kill you. Come run through the forest with me." The elephant puts dow the bottle and joins the rabbit.

Soon enough, they come upon a zebra smoking a joint. The rabbit says, "Hey Mr. zebra, don't smoke pot - drugs are bad! Come run through the forest with us!" The zebra steps out the joint and joins the rabbit and elephant.

They then come upon a monkey snorting a line of crank. The rabbit says, "Hey Mr. monkey, don't do that, crank is bad. Come run through the forest with us!" The monkey puts the line of speed down and joins the rabbit and the elephant and the zebra.

Finally, they come acrosss a lion doing a shot of heroin. The rabbit says, "Hey Mr. lio..hghmfff.." The lion grabs the rabbit by the neck and proceeds to beet the tar out of him. The monkey asks the lion why he's beeting up the rabbit. The lion say," because eveytime that stupid rabbit hits the crack pipe, he wants everyone to run through the forest with him!


Shannon said...

Awwwwwwwww that was cute!

Oº°‘¨t®ãg‘°ºO said...

HA! That cool! Yours too Mr althouse!

truckdriver_sefl said...

that put a smile on my face:-}

Have a great day Lee Ann!

hotboy said...

Yes! I did laugh at that! This is the second time I've said this. Bloggyland went down here for a while. Makes a bloggy addict feel strangely disconnected that! Hotboy

MyUtopia said...

LOL! Koola smokin a doobie! Teehee

Neo said...

Lee Ann - Oh now I get it!

A girl at my office showed me this last week. Finally now I understand!

He thought the lizard drank too much water. DOH!!!!!

Man, I'm losing it!

Peace & Hugs,

- Neo

FreeThinker said...

Reminds me of this old ditty from the '80s:

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To smoke a little reef '

Jack got high
Unzipped his fly

And Jill said



Lee Ann said...


I hope you all enjoyed that, I certainly enjoyed all of your comments!